*** QUANTUM STATUS MONITOR v2.4.2 *** LAST UPDATED: 03.03.2025 *** CLASSIFIED SECURITY CLEARANCE LEVEL 4 REQUIRED *** QUANTUM UNCERTAINTY LEVEL: CRITICAL ***
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QUANTUM STATUS CHECKER[ CONFIDENTIAL RESEARCH TERMINAL ]
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According to our proprietary quantum calculation algorithm, the Copenhagen wavefront has collapsed in a positive eigenstate (p=0.72), indicating a living feline presence within the designated uncertainty chamber. The Heisenberg compensators are functioning within normal parameters.
| WAVEFUNCTION COLLAPSE | PLANCK DEVIATION | QUANTUM FOAM DENSITY | ENTANGLEMENT FACTOR |
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| 17.3 Hz | ±2.18×10^-38 | 487.2 mPm^3 | 92.7% |
ψ(x,t) = A·sin[2π(x/λ - νt)] * √(ħ/mω) e^(-mωx²/2ħ) · Σ{n=0 → ∞} H_n(√(mω/ħ)x) e^(-iE_nt/ħ)/√(2^n·n!)
The current quantum status is determined by measuring the interference pattern of positronic neutrino emissions from our specially designed containment field. By applying a reverse-tachyon beam through a non-linear quantum filter, we can ascertain the superposition state with 99.97% accuracy (±0.42% margin of error). The Bohm-interpretation quantum potential field is maintained via a series of superconducting magnets cooled to 0.005K using liquid helium-3.