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BUREAU OF LOST THOUGHTS

Department of Forgotten Memories & Discarded Ideas
CLASSIFIED
LEVEL 4
ACCESS ONLY
WELCOME TO THE BUREAU OF LOST THOUGHTS // ESTABLISHED 1993 // ALL THOUGHTS SUBMITTED BECOME PROPERTY OF THE BUREAU // NO REFUNDS // NO RETURNS // THOUGHT RECYCLING PROGRAM IN EFFECT // MEMORY LEAKS DETECTED IN SECTOR 7G

THOUGHT SUBMISSION TERMINAL

Type your unwanted thought below. Upon submission, it will be processed through our proprietary thought-extraction algorithm and archived in our secure facilities.

[ Echoes of lost thoughts may manifest here ]

THOUGHT CLASSIFICATION PROCESSING TIME CONTAINMENT PROTOCOL
Fleeting Ideas 3-5 business days Standard Archival
Persistent Regrets 2-3 weeks Enhanced Containment
Existential Dread 1-3 months Maximum Security
Shower Thoughts 24 hours Rapid Processing
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